Wednesday, May 25, 2011

I've done it! My first venture into quilting. A lovely wall hanging to bring in spring. Well, spring is already here, so let's just celebrate that spring has arrived. I would love to do some more of these, but it took me almost 2 years to get this one done...or maybe it just took me one year. I don't know, I can't remember. Anyhow onto the next project in my 'Project: FINISH' worklist. I have 4 more to do and two of them are almost finished. I may get one more done before we take off camping for the weekend, we shall see.
Anyhow, how about a cute picture for the masses.
Take note of the 'flex and game face' poser in the background. Apparently her lil' bro thinks she's a funny girl. She is a funny girl. And you should see her dance. Them dancing shoes she's got on in the picture aren't on her feet just for show. They're her 'tappin' shoes. So there.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

I'm onto a couple of new projects. Actually one or two of them are ones that really needed to be finished as they were started a loooooong time ago. My goal this week was to finish one project a day. That's how close to finishing these projects I am. But, sad to say I have not finished anything yet and it's Thursday evening at 10:02 pm. So what am I to do? Well, after I've finished this post, I'm going to finish one. And I will be posting it on the blog either late late tonite or tomorrow sometime just to show that I got something done this week! So there. And I shall leave you with this bit of wisdom.
Who needs technology to have fun?

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

On days when Big J is at work until very late at night, Lil' Miss has a shower with me as her bedtime bath. That way it's quick, the Little Man doesn't have to cry for too long as he misses his mommy, and mommy gets to have a shower too (heaven forbid the thought!!!) But lately getting Lil' Miss into the shower has proved to be very difficult. Not really sure why. It started out as a novelty and very exciting. Not so much anymore. Anyhow, tonight, getting her upstairs and naked wasn't the problem. Getting her into the bathroom itself wasn't a problem (I'm usually chasing her around, she's naked and I'm naked and Little Man is crying because he thinks mommy has deserted him. Lil' Miss is giving mommy the fake out and running into every room except the appropriate bathroom). I told her to strip off her pull up, which she did fine and promptly went to go pee on the toilet. Hey, not going to argue with that.
I start up the shower.
I know she hasn't pooped at all today and she's a pretty regular little girl...at least 2x a day. And so far today....nothing. So of course I'm suspicious.
Drag her into the shower after she launches herself off the toilet.
She starts to cry. "Mommy I have to poooooop. Mommy I HAVE TO POOOOOOOP!!!" What do you do. One doesn't want to discourage her from pooooooping on the potty, so I let her go back to the potty and attempt to poop.
"Mommy I need that book!" Ok, I give her the book. I am promptly informed that this book titled "Learning the 'DIRTY' tricks of the trade when it comes to car sales' is a Daddy and Lil' Miss book. Ok. Whatever. She's reading the book as she sits on the potty. I inform her that I'm taking my shower while she poops, but she'd better not get off that toilet until she's done and when she's done she's heading straight for the shower to get clean. Yes, I'll be watching her! I get a weird look in return. Ok.
I have my shower. I warn her that I'm almost done and that if she's not done pooooping before I'm done my shower I'll be manhandling her into the shower whether she's done or not and she'll be getting cleaned up. I get another weird look.
All of a sudden I get soap in my eyes (disaster for me....I hate getting soap in my eyes...I become extremely blind). Then I hear the book drop. I hear some squirming. I can't see a darn thing except.....this scenario plays out in my mind...Lil' Miss takes advantage of mommy's blinding situation and leaps off the toilet. She races out of the room to the farthest corner of the farthest room, squats and takes the long awaited poop. Then stops in to see the Little Man who is wailing away and is trapped in his crib to tell him "It's ok, mommy is coming!" Then bolts her poooopy bum downstairs to watch Okey Dokey on tv because I forgot to turn the tv off before we headed upstairs and it's one of her favorite shows. Plants said pooooopy bum on my couch and feels really smart with herself.
Fortuneately it did not happen. But, people, what you need to understand is that this could very likely have become a very real event. Because this is how a 2 year old's mind works!!!! All portions of this scenario have played out at different times already. Yes, uh huh.
Anyhow, I ended up hauling her unpoooopy bum into the shower because no poop came and she was crying and mad because she had to poop, but mommy decided that cleanliness was more important than potty training and after 5 minutes of cleaning her up, the tears disappeared and were totally forgotten because by that time she had her yellow towel wrapped around her and promptly discovered that her yellow towel MATCHED HER YELLOW PANTIES THAT SHE WORE TODAY THAT WERE LYING ON THE FLOOR!!! Wowee! Talk about an exciting discovery. Kids!

Saturday, May 07, 2011

Happy Scrapbooking Day

I always shake my head when new 'holidays' appear. How about 'shake hands day'. That was on May 5th. I know that Nurses week starts on Monday....Nurses day is on May 12th. Let's celebrate National Maritime Day or National Teacher's day. Those both happen this month too. There is a day next month called Juneteenth. It the day which celebrates the end of slavery in the US. Also known as Emancipation Day. Apparently it's the oldest known holiday. And did you know that the US doesn't celebrate Easter as an official holiday? Interesting. Anyhow today is known as National Scrapbooking Day. All scrapbook stores across the nation are holding sales, hosting crops, and scrapbookers everywhere are scrapping up a storm! Hey, I did my part and finished a layout tonight.
I'm currently working on the Lil' Man's baby album. So generally just scrapping Lil' Man photos. I finished this particular layout up tonight. It's been haunting my table for the past week I think. It just wasn't going together...so I went out on a limb and kind of did a bit of a random layout, although it is based on a Pagemaps sketch (a little lingo for all those scrappers who read this blog...here's looking at you... sistahs!)
This layout is all based on a PageMaps sketch. I don't routinely use sketches....I think I find them too confining....either that or I just don't follow instruction well (thinking back to the Vicki Boutin class I took where she tried and tried and tried to get me to use the TH foam block thingy to ink my pages with. I kept sneaking back to my good old cosmetic sponge....which I still use. the TH foam block thingy is safely hiding somewhere). But this page came together rather quickly. I started and FINISHED IT in ONE NIGHT! Yo GABBA GABBA!!! (Wow, do I let Lil' Miss watch way too much tv). So there you have it. My contribution to National Scrapbooking Day.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Sent little missy outside this morning bright and early. Hey she asked for it. As long as Kona was out with her she was happy. I took a peek out the window and saw/heard this.
Lil' Miss: Kona you stay there. You have to go to the hospital. Now stay there! Kona walked away shortly after this. Probably thought this wasn't the kind of hospital she signed up for. Of course her walking away started a bit of a fit because when Lil' Miss came back with another shovel full of snow, the patient was gone.....and without permission from her!!

Friday, April 08, 2011

So I actually made two layouts. Count that.... 2! layouts. Both were for submission to Canadian Scrapbooker. I submitted, but whatever. Just proud that I did 2! layouts. So girls, here they are, feel free to comment and critique. By the way, they were submitted for the 'use a candy wrapper on your layout' theme. Some of you may recognize these candy wrappers. I really thought I had saved more of them, for this specific purpose, but I can't for the life of me find them. So I must have thrown them out. Phooey. So had to make due with these ones. This layout took me almost 2 weeks to finish. I just couldn't put it together. I made the background hearts our of Lindt chocolate wrappers and they were just so bright and shiny that it was tough to put anything else on the page. But I finally got it done. And I'm quite happy with it. Also happy with the lil' punkin whose posing in the pictures. How cute!
Cake pop anyone? This is Missy's new treat. She knows exactly what they are. You cannot hide any of the ingredients/materials to make cakepops from her because she knows. And then she asks. And she really really wants.

Friday, March 25, 2011

I know you all are just asking for a dose of cuteness. Well, here it is!

Aarrrgh! So Cute!!!!
The princess and her lil' bro. He who likes to cry. And now he's starting to smile.

Monday, March 21, 2011

How to Scrapbook with a Sleeping Baby.

1.) Make sure the 2 year old is napping safely in bed.
2.) Lay baby on cushion positioned on lap with spit cloth handy.
3.) Nurse baby and surf internet until thrashing dissapates and baby falls asleep.
4.) Have all needed supplies within handy reach.
5.) Be sure to be sitting in rolling chair in order to manuver across floor to get anything that you may have forgot.
5a.) If you've forgotten something that is high on a shelf, learn to live without it.
6.) Make sure path across floor to scrap supplies is clear of obstacles such as toddler chairs, dogs, toddler artwork and art supplies, play monies, plastic food and play-doh apparatus. Oh and get that darn doctor's kit out of the way too. It seems to follow me around.
7.) Reiterate: have all scrap supplies within easy reach of sitting position.

8.) Start scrapping.
9.)If your foot falls asleep or numbness occurs in leg...live with it. One move and you may not be scrapping anymore.
10.) Forget flawless and embrace eye-balling. Stuff is going to get stuck on the page crooked whether you like it or not.
11.) Using border punches is not an option (noisy and more easily done in the standing position)
12.) Forget fidgety tools like the brad maker or the bedazzler. Believe it or not, you require more than just your hands to operate these tools. (Knees and body positioning is important)
13.) Be careful of sharp scissors, in fact just put them aside. Let's not tempt fate. Besides, 'ripping' the paper is considered shabby chic and is the trend right now.
14.) If something falls on the floor, it gets left there. Find another embellishment.
15.) That chocolate stash in the drawer is no longer in reach.
16.) Glimmer mist can work if your baby doesn't mind being sparkly.
17.) Oh and now the toddler is up. So much for scrapbooking. Unless you want a helper.

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

The new one has arrived. Needless to say I'm now kept quite busy with 2 in the house. Lil' Miss loves her new brother. Covers him in kisses and can't keep from touching him. He doesn't seem to mind too much. Has even been seen to smile at her and stare at her....as much as one is able to stare at a shooting star traveling at top speed.
He's a handsome little guy if I do say so myself...but then again, I'm biased. And he likes to be cuddled. Should probably be taking full advantage of that while I can. Already in 3 month sleepers. If he actually stretches out his legs, he's almost to the end of the 3 month sleeper. Currently 56 cm long and 9lbs, 6oz. I still can't believe he's a boy. Funny.

Monday, January 31, 2011

The day is getting near when number 2 is going to arrive. Thought I just post a picture of number 1 at about 3 months old. Or how about at just over a year old (probably about 13 or 14 months.)The curly hair hasn't kicked in yet...or maybe those little feathers of hair on the side are just a warning of what was to come! And in this picture she's already showing her love of 'accessories'!
And now at 2 years old!
A full head of hair and a full set of teeth and a whole lot of attitude!
And apparently this morning, daddy was off to the jungle.
Mommy: Good morning Little Girl.
Lil' Miss: Daddy's in the jungle.
Mommy: Oh, is he?
Lil' Miss: Daddy's gone to the jungle.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

People! Lil' Miss spent her first night away from home! At Gramma's house! Did she survive? Did mommy survive? We'll find out soon enough....she should be strolling home with Gramma in hand here soon.

It's cold here again. And lightly snowing. Back to winter for us. Guess it's time to go clean those bathrooms.....blah.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

How is it that the temperatures can go from -25 degrees C plus wind chill, and 3 days later we're up around -2 degrees C with no wind chill or westerly/southern winds? Well it's happening. I'm not complaining or anything, but it is January and I expect a whole lot more of the cold to be a-coming our way. Having said that, we've tried to take full advantage of the lovely weather. And of course with lovely weather comes a slight melting of the snow. Not super good for building snowmen, but partially good. I hope Mrs. Frosty lasts longer than just today.
Notice that Mrs. Frosty has a little Frosty beside her. Courtesy of Lil' Miss. I almost though we might be making an army of Frosties....then she got side tracked. (Of course the army of Frosties takes me back to a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon were Calvin makes a city of snowmen, then comes along and 'godzillas' them - just popped into my mind as I was building little Frosty).
We got sidetracked by the toboggan. Tobogganing for us right now consists of pulling Lil' Miss around the block on the toboggan. It took me a bit, the first time, to convince her that this was indeed actually a fun thing for her. But the snow was so deep that the toboggan would keep trying to tip over and she did not think that was enjoyable. Plus it was -25 degrees C and some extra wind chill on top of that, and I don't think she liked any part of the situation. I would have to agree with her partially. Walking into the wind chill, even just for a block, sucked. Anyhow. She likes the toboggan now and would probably ride in down a small decline....if I had the energy to actually take her to a hill and try it.
Note: She insisted on having her sunglasses on this afternoon. I didn't blame her.
And one last picture, posing with the Frosties.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

It's the new year and I'd like to try and keep up with this blog a little more regularly. So I'm thinking on a new feature.........

"Things your child says"

Little Miss comes up with some of the funniest stuff. It's like she takes in everything around her, then lets it spill out her mouth before she can think it through or censor it. Well, I guess she is two. Everything to her is new and amazing still. When was the last time I felt like that? So I'm hoping that by posting these bits and bobs that come out of her mouth, that I'll actually post more on this blog. Then all the family can hear about it at the time it happens. Like this morning for example....

'She gets up at just after 7am (a good time I think) and I take her into bed with me so we can just hang out for a bit. She's laying in bed and begins to tell me...."Spiders scratch the walls" Oh really, I ask. "Mommy, spiders make scratches on the walls". I ask, Spiders can scratch the walls? "Yes mommy, spiders scratch the walls. But not the monsters. They're outside in the snow."

So she's had this bit of an obsession with monsters lately. I try not to encourage it because it makes me think she's scared of monsters. But I don't know if that's true or not. But she likes to talk about them. Anyhow, the scratches she's referring to are a couple of scratches on our bedroom wall from where our bed headboard used to sit. The corners nicked away some of the neutral paint to reveal the bright red underneath. She always picks at them when she comes to jump on our bed. Who taught her that anyhow...that it was ok to jump on my bed????????

Monday, December 06, 2010

Ok, lets just mosey on to winter....Yes it's cold out and there is snow on the ground (although by now we could use a fresh layer....the brown is showing through). It seems like everyone around us has their christmas lights up. We have ours up but they are not plugged in. The gigantic Frosty inflatables do inflate every night though. Little Miss loves them! Every day when she sees them it's a huge exclamation..."FROSTY!!!!! Hi Frosty!!!" And we're always on the look out for twinkle lights. She still has visions of pumpkins in her head though. I tell her Halloween has passed and it's time for frosty the snowmans and twinkle lights....but at least once a day she asks me where all the pumpkins went. What can you do?I know....make snow angels! But don't touch them!
"Mommy, don't touch!"

Saturday, October 30, 2010

So we're coming up on Halloween, but of course when you're a little kid, you don't wear your costume for ONLY Halloween. Earlier this month we went to the scarecrow festival and she wore her costume there..........Who's the cutest pumpkin in the pumpkin patch???? So we'll we decked out again tomorrow night. Hoping for warmer weather and a good night. We'll only hit a few house. I think that is enough. But I'm expecting many many many kids to be showing up at our house. We shall see how it goes......

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Let's just pretend that it didn't snow here two days ago, and that it's not that cold outside (although it's only a couple degrees below zero). I prefer to remember the lovely October days we did have. Halloween is coming up. Maybe the snow will be gone by then. Let's hope.

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Tea Time!!!
No, wait...Coffee Time!!!
As you can see there is a very serious tea party happening here. Lots of concentrating. Elmo must be a tough customer to please....
Adding some sugar or honey to the tea. I think it was actually 'coffee time' that was announced, but let's stick with traditional and think that it is a tea party.
Time to sample the wares oneself. She has a bit of an obsession with toast. Good thing the tea set came with toast. Although I'm sure cookies would have done the job quite well too.
Gramma came over with this tea set last week sometime and we've been having tea/coffee parties since. What a hit! Just so you know....yesterday there were 2 Elmos sitting at the table having coffee.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

I woke up one day to find that one little girl has decided that she is now....
Super E!!!!!
Blasting around the house with her special 'blanket cape"!
Saving little kids around the world from yucky lunches and crappy snacks.....(look out bike, you're about to get tripped over!!)
And making sure that bedtime is fair, and not just what mommy decides it should be!
And of course just showing off sass, and being awfully cute in the process. Also spreading love, hugs and kisses where ever thou shalt need such.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Birthdays....

Birthdays are a time for smelling the flowers.....Encouraging others to take time to smell the flowers too......Colouring your favorite pet pink!
Taking the time to go to exotic places......
Trying something for the first time...all by yourself!
Indulging in a tasty treat!
Helping to make a special treat for a special person for a special day......
We made double chocolate cookies to celebrate...
Happy Birthday Auntie B! We love you!